I usually peruse Craigslist for silly missed connection stories and free furniture, but last night I discovered the wonder of Household Items.
From an entry advertising a fondue maker:
Are you lucky enough to have a lactose intolerant spouse? Looking to prove to them that you know very little about him/her? Well, take a queue from my boyfriend and buy them this fondue pot that they'll get absolutely no use out of because cheese will kill them! It's really the perfect gift! I was certainly bowled over by the amount of thought and effort that went into it, and your lactose intolerant spouse will be too!